Not enough takers yet, eh Bobert? You might have to invest a little time in marketing. To sweeten the deal, with each bushel include free DIY centrepiece instructions, how to glue them into shapes (horn-of-plenty, turkey, cylinders for fake candles...), spray paint in harvest colours and Bobert's your uncle! Make a couple to provide inspirational photos, and presto you'll start the newest craze in fashionable fall dining. Just in time for Thanksgiving tables!
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