Get out, man! You cannot flippin' even call yerself a Canadian if you ain't been to Ontario! Flip me. Them people who live in this country and say they ain't never been to Ontario are only like, well they are maybe like half citizens, eh? If that. Like the flippin' Newfies. Know waht I mean? Sayin' you ain't been to Ontario is like sayin' you don't drink beer and you never been to Tim Hortons! It just ain't flippin' beleevable.

- Shane

p.s. Don Cherry would not even talk to a person who says they ain't been to Ontario. Trust me.