The downblips were me upgrading the database server. I was messing with some pretty sensitive caching settings and was afraid I was seeing a lag, which would essentially turn the forum into a non-linear mess. That's how I live all the time (birth defect) but y'all would have been disoriented.

Keep an eye on her. A few new things installed last night and today. Use this thread to report any odd behavior (not my odd behavior, the servers').

Please keep it clean from other topics.

Thanks gang.