Idiot that I am:

Me: Good day yesterday?
He: Uh. (Meaning 'not great'.)
Me: How many lynx you take?
He: Link. [Held up his forefinger to designate 'one'.]
Me: Uh. (Meaning 'oh, that's too bad'.)
He: Uh. (Meaning 'you got that right'.)