Oh dear, clearly you would like him to be a beer swilling oaf with a 40 inch waistband who farts in company and gets a laugh from the lads.
Hail fellow well met.

So what exactly is your problem with him being a clean cut well educated successful young chappie ?

Always easier to attempt to bring people down to your level than achieve theirs. Sour and grapes come to mind. A few less fish suppers would be a start.