"Labour created a benefit dependant society. Lazy workshy slobs who drink beer all day in some stinking flat which is rent and council tax free and just loves to complain about their standard of living. Go look a job and stop leeching of the rest of us."

I only work 40-45 hours a week on, so I must be lazy and workshy. DO I need to get a night job and pay more taxes so that my overpaid betters can get the tax cut they richly deservwe?

I am about a kilo overweight, so I must be a slob? MAybe I should change myudiet to bread and water so that I amless than half the woeght of the literal fat cats who binge on caviar......

I live in a flat, sorry, but it does not stink.

I get 25% council tax benefit when I am in singler occupancy (£30/momnth) so I must be a leech - maybe I should donate this to the poor people who have to pay tax on million pouind plus inheretances?

An yes - I do support Labour, and yes, I do complain about my eroded standard of living?

Oh I forgot, I do enjoy one or two pints on a Friday evening, so I must be swilling beer all day.....