I hearn a rumer that some fliphead out there is inpersonaitin' me on Mudcat again! When I find out who it is he is gonna DIE! Not only that. He is makin' me look like some kinda sad wimp that flippin' got "saved" by Jesus or somethin'! There ain't no fate crool enuff for somebuddy who would do that to me in my own name, eh? I got a repitation to maintane in this town. NOBODY takes my name in vane! This idiot who is pretendin' to be ME is gonna pay BIGTIME. I will hunt him down like a dog and bust his ugly face.

You now what this is? It's flippin' indemnity theft!!!

- Shane