So, LH, you have an attack chincilla? Many of my friends are persecuted fur bearers who would be devastated to hear you making such a joke...

Or how about this response:

So, LH, you have an attack chincilla? What part of the opponent's body is it trained to go fur? If it were the result of a cross breeding progam between chincillas and boa constrictors you'd have a chinchilla wrap!