Youse people are so flippin' LAME! It makes me sad to even think abowt it, eh? I know the real story, eh? Youse are jellous! That's right, you herd me. Jellous! Youse are all so flippin' jelluos of ME that you can hardly flippin' stand it.

And you got reazon to be. I flippin' WON last night's tallent contest at the Iron Horse Tavern, eh? Yeah! I am the champ! NO ONE is my eqaul. No one else can mesher up to Shane McBride!

You wanna know how I won? Huh? I bet you do.

Maybe I won't tell you. Maybe I will just let youse all suffer by not knowin' how I won.

- Shane