Hmm! Nice song, nicely sung. But too long, the lead singer needs harmony support and the band needs to be turned down a notch, to let the story get through.

Christmas No 1? (what an archaic concept!). Nice though it is, slightly out of left field. So probably not. If I ever bought records any more - why bother when you can get it out of the library? - I'd put it on the list. Wish y'all and your audacious concept all the best!