Ah, you see Metchosin that Praise is on to Bernard and me. Ya better start writing before she get on you case too.

I checked out you writing assignment Bernard. That dog ditty song will count for a page or two when you write it. (If you were Little hawk it might count for six pages since he doesn't like to write a song with fewer than 92 verses.)

Sophocleese, you seem to be suffering serious thread disorder. This thread is about word pictures and word collages not glue-gun-crazed women with pumpkin breasts.

Praise, it's easy to dash off a couple of pages to you when I think it might make you laugh. By the way, you were the only one of the group of four to not admit that you knew half-dead-Ted. Very discrete and saintly!

Writing to mudcat should count as long as it's not the imageless feelingless drivel that we write to threads 90% of the time. Cohen didn't show the pages that he wrote to people. We don't have to show what we write. It's foundational material for our masterpieces.