What I wanna' know is how in the hell you can makes asswipes so gawddamned impossibly thin that you need 2 feet of them to make one wipe and Jesus H. Christ his own fuckin' self can't pull them off the gigantic roll hidden deep inside the monster size wall mount roll holder that you damn near fall off the can trying to access...AND WHEN YOU DO you can only get it to move an inch before the paper breaks!!!!??????!!!!!
AND EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE A HUGE WAD OF THIS "PAPER" IT IS SO WAXY THAT IT SMEARS RATHER THAN WIPES AND YOU HAVE TO REPEAT THE ENTIRE FUCKING PROCESS 14 MORE TIMES!!!!!!
IF I CARRIED A GUN I'D BLAST THE THINGS OFF THE WALL THEN FIND THE COCKSUCKER WHO INVENTED THEM AND BLOW HIS ASS TO KINGDOM COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!