Face it, Bobert. It's just you. (grin)

Look, this whole thing about only using paper is totally stupid anyway. It doesn't work very well at all. It will never get you really clean. What should be provided is a device that provides...or sprays...clean water. Such a device exists. It's called a bidet. And in Asia or the Middle East, a separate water jug is provided. North Americans are, however, so backward, so squeamish, and apparently incapable of relating to anything they didn't think of themselves....plus ABSOLUTELY SCARED shitless of their OWN SHIT (!!!)....

...that I know there's probably no use even talking to you about it. Specially Spaw. ;-D The silly fucker is hopeless.

So just keep bitching about the inadequate paper and enjoy yourselves.