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Thread #140645 Message #3247687
Posted By: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
31-Oct-11 - 12:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: Wall Street Protesters...
Subject: RE: BS: Wall Street Protesters...
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them
up, everything inside is numbered.."
The second , from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians ! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know,
I like construction workers ... Those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.