Dear Bob,

I feel deep shame that I cannot come up with this lyric. I believe the song was on Prine's Sweet Revenge LP. I learned this song once, and can only recall fewer words than you have posted. I checked the DT, and it is not there. It is also not on the OH BOY Records Web-Site. I'll do a little web-search. There must be some compulsive Prine fan out there.

Roger in Baltimore