Little Hawk.
May an unruly tribe of rutabaga's take up residence in your sock drawer and keep you awake all night playing tuba duets.
I take little notice of chinchilla snorts and if your dachshund DID lift his leg (which I doubt) he couldn't clear the sole of my flip-flops.
I've SEEN dachshunds. They aren't even knee-high to a short begonia.
So there!

troll...who is having trouble controling his fits of laughter.