Stand on your head, they grow in the opposite direction then...and wear a hat, at ALL times, yes, even in bed! :0)

Anyway, the great news is soon, the eyesight will go, so you won't even notice them.... lol

If it's any consolation, George, Kathy Lettes, gorgeous author of some very funnny books was saying her next book is going to include the subject of this, as she's getting them too now...so, you're in good company. :0)

Ooh! here she is presumably checking this blokes ears for him... ;0)