The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #141248   Message #3250024
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
03-Nov-11 - 07:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: Nose Hairs!
Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
Plait them and when they get long enough sell them as shoelaces.

Oldham Tinkers Kids song -

Let thi whiskers grow, let thi whiskers grow
What's the use o' shavin'
Pull 'em out bi the roots, they'll do as laces in yer boots
Think o't'money th'art savin'.

DtG