I went to a fancy buffet once - the kind with a standing roast of beef and that sort of thing. The dining room was dimly lit, and it was kinda drunk out. I took a big spoonful of pure horseradish to go with the beef, and plopped it down on my plate...as it happened, it landed right next to the mashed potatoes. Shortly after I sat down - did I mention that it was a bit drunk out? - I took a large forkful of potatoes, but got the horseradish instead. I was more than a little glad that I was sitting next to our chief nurse.