As a practising Catholic (one day I'll get it right!), I can assure you that there isn't a conflict of interests!

Vegetarians are interested (in the main) in animal rights - the death of Christ is history, and not, therefore, preventable!!

No, I see your point - it's a bit like Catholics being allowed coloured condoms, because they are a 'fashion accessory'!!

What about the Catholic Male Contraceptive? A pebble in your shoe, 'cos it makes you limp...

Or the Catholic Birth Control Pill? The woman holds it firmly between her knees...