I'm quite intrigued by your amoeba question, BB. I'm not sure how it should be sorted out, though. I think the best move (and the typical one) would be to set up a Congressional committee to thoroughly investigate the amoeba voting situation and submit their recommendations after 2 or 3 years of diligent (and costly) research and discussion. This would, naturally, be a bipartisan committee representing the best minds (cough! cough!) we can bring together from both sides of the House and the Senate. Both Democrats and Republicans have a serious stake in courting the votes of a few Quadrillion American amoebas, after all. No stone should be left unturned and no dollar left unspent to resolve this matter!

The APP is also quite interested in the amoeba vote, so they will be doing their own separate investigation, and will present their findings at Duffy's Bar in Chicago, probably by around the end of this month. They will then forward those findings to Washington.

Let's hope it gets resolved to everyone's satisfaction at least as soon as the War in Afghanistan does! ;-) And at a fraction of the price, I might add.