The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #138889 Message #3252928
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
08-Nov-11 - 12:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Joke Thread of 2011
"Sarcastic Remarks To Get You Through The Day"
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Do I look like bloody people person?
I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put
shoes on my cats.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then
name streets after them.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why
should I leave the house?
It ain't the size, it's... no, it is the size.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Okay, okay, I take it back! UN-screw you!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
I plead contemporary insanity.
Meandering to a different drummer.