You should be so lucky, gnu! Only in your dreams, you randy colonial layabout.

As for you, BTNG, be advised that a Rutledge girl always speaks her mind whenever she wishes, to whomever she wishes, and certainly without needing to asking your wretched permission first. What cheek! I wager that you have never been to Ascott and wouldn't know the difference between a Bentley and a Rolls if your life depended upon it.   

Furthermore, your name (BTNG) sounds like a cork flying out of a bottle of cheap wine.

ttfn!

Veronica