Jack? Come on out and play. Let's have a real conversation instead of the vols chasing you around the threads and deleting your passive aggressive outbursts that are just complaints about our ads and functionality and whatever else has hurt your feelings today. Tell ol' Max here what the problem is. Why no cookie? Why breaking the rules you know full well about? Why stirring pots you know are full of flammable grease?

I hear your cries for attention and am ready to provide you mine undivided. Talk to me.