Think about it... Mary Walsh as PM and Rick Mercer as Deputy PM. Rex Murphy fer minister of being generally pissed off about whatever is on the go. Ron James as minister of what the fuck is going on with you assholes EH?! Derrick Edwards as minister of the new maryjane distibution agency and common sense. Elvira Kurt as minister of human rights.

I have more but I'll stop there. I don't wanna monopolize the possibilities. Who da you wanna see in Ottawa?

Of course, Russell Peters has to be the minister of foreign affairs. Okay... that's it... I'll stop.

C'mon Canucks... name yer ministers.