Stonehaven (Scotland) Folk fest. hosts the annual Paper & Comb World Championships each July; This year's programme lists the top Ten songs suitable for performance in the event.
I'm sure you lot can come up with some improvements for the next competition.

1/ Combin' in the Gloamin'
2/ Combaya
3/ She'll be combin' round the mountain when she combs.
4/ I've got a brand new Comb-ine harvester.
5/ She combs you, yeh, yeh, yeh!
6/ Combin' all over the world
7// The wild comber
8/ Will ye no' comb back again
9/ The rugged comb
10/ It's only paper 'n' comb (but I like it)

Additions, please
Rob