Ohmygawd.......I just realized that I've been misreading this!!! Its CHESS!!! Good Lord, here I was thinking it was about CHEESE...The CHEESE Championships. Boy, do I feel foolish. Man the CHEESE Championship would be incredibly boring to say the very least whereas the CHESS Championship would be.........uh, would be.........er,uh.............well they'd be, uh.............yeah, well.....................

Never mind.

Spaw