On a (slight) tangent, there's also The Bus Driver's Prayer - as championed by the mighty Ian Dury:

Our Father, which art in Hendon,
Harrow Road be Thy name,
Thy will be done, Thy Wimbledon,
In Erith as it is in Hendon,
Give us this day our Berkhamstead,
And forgive us our Westminsters,
As we forgive those who Westminster against us,
Lead us not into Temple Station,
And deliver us from Ealing,
For Thine is the Kingston,
The Purley and the Crawley,
For Iver and Iver,
Crouch End.