Are you huffin' me? Your rep has a hillbilly has just taken a major hit! I can't believe you never shot mistletoe.............

Use #3 in a full choke 12 for best results but even a 20 with 6-9 will work. Since you're such an idiot I might also mention not to shoot straight up.......Get your wesginny slide rule and protractor and work out something like 75 degrees on the angle...................

Surely this is a joke right? You've had to have done this before...............

Spaw