Bobz, you and Mrs. Bobz put 2 ladders close together, then each climb up them, way up to the top, then...you kiss her under the best branch of the mistletoe you can find, right there, on your ladders....

Kinda romantic, in a Fireman's Kind of A Way...


Better still, just let Mrs. Bobz be taken up there on a Fireman's Ladder, with the local Fire Crew....Hell, she could have a whole New Christmas Experience!   :0) x

Dan, I'm on my way over! ;0)