Mole - you don't eat scrumpy ( unless there's lots of doggie bits floating in it) Tis a very tasty alcoholic drink made out of coider apples, especially favoured in England's rural areas, e.g.Devon, Zummerzet,but you can't really call it Scrumpy unless it has had the odd dead rat, cat or dog floating in it to enhance the flavour. God, does he really not know what scrumpy is? He hasn't lived, or been too busy making molehills. Jon - had plenty of Scrumpy last weekend and the song went down great!!