It would be kind of cool if the military built a vuvuzela about as big as Rhode Island, mounted it on a sort of ramp, pointed it at Ohio, and blew it by using a giant nuclear-powered air compressor...or they could just get Paw to back up to it and insert it where the sun don't shine, after eating several pounds of beans, I guess...at any rate, I should think the effects upon the State of Ohio would be quite memorable.