I wonder: is the attraction is only physical? After Winona has her way with LH will she toss him aside, a dry, used-up, crushed shell of what he used to be? Will LH try to drown his sorrows in drink, with the inevitable consequence that he sinks lower and lower, and at last to end up in the Gutter of Shame with Shame McBride? Will Shame charge him rent for staying in his gutter? Will he have to pay alimony or will s/he sign a pre-nup? Most importantly, what will the dachshund think?

Don't do it, Little Hawk! She only cares about your body!!!