No reverence for my fantasies, leenia? How tall are you? Do you want to wear heels?

What I need is someone to kick my ass and tell me to write. I thought that we could form a mutual ass-kicking group here. Instead we end up chatting.

Are you in for three pages Bartholomew? Who else wants to commit? You don't have to show what you've written. Just tell us that you hit it or blew it each week.