Not to worry.......Mitt will change his mind 15 times by the weekend whereas Newt will gyrate around looking for the best (read: most popular) position and finally settle on some fence straddling policy.

Perry and Cain couldn't find the place on the best day they ever had. Perry would forget what country it was he wanted to bomb and Cain would become confused thinking Iran was an old rape victim of his named Irene.

Ron Paul would invade so he could have a government to dismantle of his very own and of course he wouldn't want to destroy it before he had a chance to fuck it up personally. Michelle Bachmann would blame it all on Obama then ask what was the question.

Finally Woodson and Santorum would have to get some tiny iota of support before they could invade McComb, Illinois...........


Spaw