The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3258507
Posted By: Rapparee
16-Nov-11 - 08:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I shall attempt to stay the course, carry the good news from Ghent to Aix, remain true to my school, remember that the Guard dies but never surrenders, remember both the Alamo and the Maine, zip my lip and save and ship, keep the home fires burning, insure death before dishonor, kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out, pack up my troubles in my old kit bag, know that it's better dead than Red, insure peace at any price, never change horses in midstream, keep my hands to myself, see my dentist at least twice a year, clean up my own mess, always color inside the lines, sing on key, climb every mountain, always wear clean underwear in case I'm ever in an accident, hold still and take my medicine like a man, never play with matches, look both ways before crossing the street, save for a rainy day, let a smile be my umbrella, respect my elders walk on the sunny side of the street, stop and smell the roses, never bite off more than I can chew, be square, and obey the laws of the pack.

So there!