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Thread #141559   Message #3258709
Posted By: Donuel
17-Nov-11 - 09:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: Early Christmas card for Spaw
Subject: RE: BS: Early Christmas card for Spaw
Spaw for president.

I have sent him a standard SAT exam with slightly enhanced geography and government question section
that I believe all candidates need to pass.
For those candidates who do not take or pass the exam, all campaign funds and eleibility for candidacy will be curtailed.

Should Spaw pass, he will be the first person qualified and certified to be a candidate for the President of the United States.

All we need is to pass a law that would require such an exam. To assure passage we can give the mouth breathers a clause requireing a birth certificate.

Good luck Spaw, the motorcycle questions should be a breeze for you.