Someone else has a record with that on it. Baritone - mostly an actor who plays Detectives often. This seems a little more updated.

You're the pits,
You're an airline dinner,
You're the pits - you're a Gong Show winner
You're the grating sound of Madonna screeching high "C",
You're a case of Shingles
Those chips by Pringles,
You're Joe Namath's KNEES --

Don't remember the rest. He did a one man show off Broadway.

Joni