It occurs to me I should probably have titled this thread "Lyr Req: She Told Me So".

There are also lots of (truncated) verses for various colleges, along the lines of

My girl's from Vassar
None can surpass her
She is the "stroke" of the varsity crew-ew-ew
And in my future life
She's gonna be my wife.
How in the world do you know that?
She told me so!

My girl's from MIT,
She is a travesty;
Girls who go for engineering
Are not so hot appearing
In my future life... etc.

Another was something like

Let us pause in admiration of amoeba's abnegation
And her propaga-a-ation of her genera-a-ation
(tied in somehow with rabbits, "bashful bunnies do quite well"??)

Somebody out there with the Best Fest please post the rest, it's driving me batty trying to recall it all.

Liland