Doesn't anybody remember the raunchy version of "Playmate?"

Oh little Playmate
I cannot plat today
It happened yesterday
The boy across the way
He gave me fifty cents
To lie across the fence
He said it wouldn't hurt
I felt it up my skirt
My Mommy was surprised
To see my belly rise
My daddy was surprised
To have me hospitalized...

Harry! Look what you've done to me!
Harry! You'll have to marry me!
Harry...We'll call him Larry,
And it'll be Harry, and Larry, and Me!