Gotta get me a new cookie, one of these days.


Fuji Blues
Bob Franke

I hear you've been peddling
Your body all over the town
And the guy you've been riding with
Has run your bicycle down
You've got rust around your axle
And your frame's a little bent
And there ain't no lubrication
Where the lubrication went

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Let me fix your bicycle, baby
Because I'm crazy 'bout your frame
Gonna boojie with your Fuji
Till you won't ever be the same

No use huffing and puffing
Don't get red in the face
I got an extra wide Gear ratio
Just to match your pace
I got a helmet for your head
I got toeclips for your feet
I got a mathematical formula
To adjust your little seat

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I got double-butted tubing
I got a cotterless crank
I got a Japanese derailleur
Just like money in the bank
I know you ain't built for comfort
But I'm crazy 'bout your speed
I got every damn accessory
That the serious cyclist needs

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