Ok banjoman,

don't mess with The True Belivers of the Free Reed. The One God of The Holly Bellows is a vengefull and unforgiving diety who speaks to her followers endlessly through the Blessed Buttons.

As a 'banjoman' you might be eligible for a roll as 'Hanger-on in Waiting' to the Priests of the One True Faith. Down The Beech every Wednesday - heads up/heads down and mine's a pint. But no more knocking the nature of our sacred diety and her music else someone may come a-knocking with ill intent

Yours in Peace, maybe

L in C#