Since these have all been in questionable taste, thought I'd add an oldie from the 60's. A handsome young man named McSweeney, Accidentally spilled Gin on his wienie. He wasn't uncouth, Just added Vermouth; Then slipped his date a Martini.
A handsome young man named McSweeney, Accidentally spilled Gin on his wienie. He wasn't uncouth, Just added Vermouth; Then slipped his date a Martini.