Part of a ditty my Mother (depression era) used to recite

Fire in the mountain,
Snake in the grass,
The old man died with a rag up his ass.

Can't remember all.

Another one of hers;

Had a little dog his name was Jack,
Put him the barn and he peed through the crack.

And lastly, another of my Mother's

Shave and a haircut two bits,
I have a girlfriend with big tits and
Every time I squeeze her she shits.

Oh, as you can read my Mother liked the ornery ditties.