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Thread #59418 Message #3264437
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Nov-11 - 07:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
As we know, the moon is uninhabited. BUT!! A recently declassified NASA photograph shows unequivocally the shooting-down of a US rocket immediately after launch by a mysterious ray originating from our moon!!!
Naturally, the governments of the world know about this and are keeping it secret because of the wide-spread panic which would ensue.
The Idaho Legion, however, is preparing to defend Earth from this interplanetary (intergalactic?) threat. Even as I type this brave men and women are donning protective suits and preparing the Bofors gun to repel the attackers. They have located the ammunition for the old French 75 and will be readying it for battle as soon as they can clean the birds' nests out of the barrel.
Aux armes!! Aux armes!!!