Nothing? Oh, come on White Man.

Men with earrings.
Men with rings other than proper signet rings.
Men with bracelets
Men with hair transplants.
Comb-overs.
Rod Stewart wearing makeup.


But where did I mention grey hair anyway?   And why go on about specsavers - I made my disagreement perfectly clear. I'm a short fat grumpy left-wing little old man. Get over it.



Interestingly, the son of a friend of mine has just been refused entry into the army because his BMI is too low.