The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3265008
Posted By: GUEST,A Concerned Dachshund
28-Nov-11 - 04:38 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
That is one of the things we Dachshunds worry about in those long idle hours spent between meals, sounding the alarm, and searching for decaying carrion to roll in.

It is our policy always to crap on the neighbours' lawns if at all possible. We do this out of the generosity of our hearts. Shit is good stuff! One's own shit, however, is not nearly so good to roll in as someone else's, simply because familiarity breeds contempt. Thus we are providing benefit to the neighbors by spreading our own shit around to other territories.

As for peeing, the important thing is to mark, first of all, the boundaries of one's own domain. Absolutely essential! Then one branches out from there in order to extend one's domain as far as possible in all directions.

I regard the purchase of Irish Wolfhounds as a needless and dangerous extravagance. Only a fool would consent to have those long-legged beasts on his property.