Alex, my darlin', we're talking about a fridge in Texas, for mercy's sake -- how 'cold' could it be? Besides, I've had colder pints in Donegal -- and they were served at room temperature (brrrrrrrr)! ;-) But, you're absolutely right about the 'oxymoron' -- you'll definitely turn into one if you have too many (hahahaha)...

-- Áine