The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3265573
Posted By: Rapparee
29-Nov-11 - 02:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Mr. gnu,
Please follow these instructions to the letter. Do not deviate from them in any way if you know what's good for you.
1. Pull on your Sorels.
2. Take them off and put on your Stanfields first, dummy.
3. Put on your pants, shirt, and socks. Wool is good.
4. NOW put on your Sorels.
5. Remembering your Katimavik experiences, walk to your mailbox.
6. Sit by your mailbox. Do NOT leave it for ANY reason.
7. In 3 to 5 business days a document will arrive.
8. Take it into the house.
9. Open it, decode it, and act upon the contents.
10. Let me know if the contents are in any way defective or if you do not receive the document.
Your most humble and devoted servant, etc.,