There once was a lass very crude
Who strode down the street in the nude!
When a bobbie said, "What am
Agnificent Bottam!"
And smacked it as hard as he coould!

A naughty young fairy named Broome
Took a lesbian up to his room!
But they argued all night,
About who had the right,
To do what, and with which, and to whom!!!

Regards,

A